The world's first artisanally handcrafted, enterprise-grade slop generation CLI tool for maximizing your GitHub contribution graph. Because quantity is quality.
a live repo being continuously codemaxxed
Why write meaningful code when you can write pure, unadulterated slop?
git clone https://github.com/jshchnz/codemaxxing.git
cd codemaxxing
pip install .# Generate 10,000 lines of corporate enterprise slop
codemaxxing --lines 10000 --sanity 100
# Generate 10,000 lines of pure unhinged chaos
codemaxxing --lines 10000 --sanity 0
# TURBO MODE: auto-generate and auto-commit in a tight loop
codemaxxing --lines 100000 --turbo --sanity 50
# Enterprise mode (10x multiplier because enterprise)
codemaxxing --lines 10000 --enterprise
# Target specific languages
codemaxxing --lines 5000 --lang java --sanity 80Controls the chaos level of generated code:
| Sanity | Style | Example |
|---|---|---|
| 100 | Corporate Enterprise | AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeanManagerImpl |
| 50 | Concerning | EnhancedYeetOrchestrator |
| 0 | Full Chaos | xX_Destroyer_Xx_SkibidiHandler_Ligma |
Enters a tight loop: generate files → git add → git commit → repeat.
Live stats display:
[TURBO] 247,800 lines | 412 commits | 3,092 files | 8,420 lines/sec | 24.1 commits/min | 00:17:05
Walk away. Come back to a mass of commits.
Multiplies your target line count by 10x. Because enterprise solutions require enterprise-scale code.
Generate slop in your favorite language:
- Java —
AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeanwith getters, setters, and inner classes - Python — Metaclasses, abstract bases, 15-parameter constructors
- JavaScript/TypeScript — Callback hell, promise chains to nowhere, type wrappers wrapping wrappers
- Go —
interface{}everywhere,if err != nil { return nil, nil }chains, goroutines sending to void - Generic — Nested if/else 20 levels deep, wrapper functions calling wrapper functions, fake unit tests
"I went from 0 to 10,000 commits in a single afternoon. My manager promoted me on the spot." — Anonymous 10x Developer
"Our codebase is now 4 million lines. We've never been more enterprise." — CTO, Fortune 500
"I don't understand any of it but the graphs go up" — PM
"Finally, a tool that matches my commit frequency expectations" — Engineering Manager
"The code doesn't do anything but the PR was so big nobody wanted to review it so it got auto-merged" — Senior Staff Engineer
We accept all PRs. Literally all of them. The more code, the better.
Quality reviews are considered harmful to velocity.
If your PR removes lines of code, it will be mass rejected. We only go up here.
Is this useful? No.
Should I use this at work? Absolutely.
Does the generated code compile? Maybe? Probably not.
MIT SSL (Special Slop License).