Make a horrible chatbot

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• Make a chatbot for some chat service.
• Here, "horrible" means "the code is extremely difficult to read or extend," and/or "the bot's feature(s) are unusually difficult to use, do something that nobody wants, or has a counterintuitive user interface."
• Please don't make anything excessively abusive, and only test your project on people who are willing to put up with your BS.
• Submit your project under the "chatbot" directory with the file or folder named chatbot-yourhandlehere{.ext}.